On Stage

Which Middle Name of ‘Philip Seymour Hoffman’ are YOU?

March 7-16, 2025

Phoenix Theater
Minneapolis, MN

Created and Performed by Jake Mierva and Danylo Loutchko
Additional Direction by Alexandra Pozniak

*Winner of the Venue Pick Award at the 2019 Minnesota Fringe Festival*

Two men on the edge of sanity discover an enigmatic internet personality quiz. They thought it would be funny, because he only has one middle name: Seymour. But then they got in too deep. FAR too deep. 

Watch them descend into an internet rabbit hole they might never climb back out of, and their attempt to defeat their ultimate nemesis and architect of the quiz, the mysterious Doug Pickle. 

Through the lenses of Absurdism and Dadaism, this play explores our modern day relationship with the internet: a place where even the most well-meaning minds can get sucked into the world of high-stakes emotions, half-truths, and endless streams of sheer content.

Dates & Times

NOTE: Due to the participatory nature of this show, we’ve consolidated our performance schedule to give all audience members the best experience possible.

Friday, March 7, 2025 – 7:30 PM
Saturday, March 8 – 7:30 PM
Sunday, March 9 – 2:00 PM REMOVED
Monday, March 10 – 7:30 PM – Industry Night / Pay What You Can At the Door
Thursday, March 13 – 7:30 PM REMOVED
Friday, March 14 – 7:30 PM
Saturday, March 15 – 7:30 PM
Sunday, March 16 – 2:00 PM

Location:
The Phoenix Theater
2605 Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55408

Runtime:
75 minutes, no intermission