Company Members

Jake Mierva

Co-Artistic Director & Production Manager
(he/him)

Half-man, half-celestial, Jacob Douglas Mierva cracked out of a star at the age of 4 and had to PISS SO BADLY! Once he relieved himself (went pee), he ran for Congress in 2006, and won. He’s been representing the 6th District from Maine since his landslide win. He hates frogs, he hates bugs, and really REALLY doesn’t want you to bring either to his plays. Let’s see, let’s see, what else, what else… Oh! There’s the light, I guess that’s my time. If you liked what you saw, you can follow me on Insta— Yeah, no, I’m going. Just trying to plug my Instagram. What? No, I didn’t talk to your girlfriend at the bar. What? No, I’ve been eating my carnitas nachos for the last 45 minutes, when would I have—

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Jake is an award winning theatre artist, and filmmaker, from Minneapolis, MN. His obsession with the absurd drives him to make crazy, immersive theatre pieces. When he isn’t creating art, he’s cracking open some Miller High Lifes with the buds, or taking his pup, Martini, for long walks. He received his BA in Theatre Arts from the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities, and his MFA in Playwriting from the Actors Studio Drama School, at Pace University.

Danylo Loutchko

Co-Artistic Director & Marketing Director
(he/him)

Danylo Loutchko emerged from a gelatinous sack in Bavaria in 1624 AD. For the first 300 years of his existence, he lived as a circus slug, performing across all the most celebrated stages and streets of Europe. In 1924, he finally racked up enough XP to evolve into his next form, an itinerant vampire guitarist. He played rock’n’roll up through the Clinton administration, when that stuff stopped being cool. His major strength: an 8-foot vertical. His major weakness: navy beans.

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Danylo is a writer, theatre artist, and comedian based in Minneapolis, Minnesota. In addition to writing, directing, marketing, and producing for an alleged Theatre Company, he’s the producer and co-host of the comedy book podcast, Hardcover Hooligans.

Alexandra Pozniak

Director & Stage Manager
(she/her)

Alexandra is very good. Very good and VERY important. She is smart and good and very funny. She is good, and good at what she does and also at what she does not do. She’s been to very good places where she did a very good job at the things she did. Alexandra’s work is good and wow, you should see it, because it is very important and funny and good, and incredible even. Good job, Alexandra.

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Alexandra has been directing and stage managing with an alleged Theatre Company since 2019. Her favorite past productions include: Which Middle Name of Phillip Seymour Hoffman Are You, Western, and The Closing Night Audience Q&A for Rocco’s Crimes. During the summer months, Alexandra works as an Assistant Stage Manager and Assistant Director at American Players Theatre. Past productions include The Rivals, Love’s Labors Lost, The Merry Wives of Windsor, and Proof. Huge thank you to Jake and Danylo for always keeping things a little weird.

J McIntyre Godwin

Actor & Collaborator
(he/him)

J. McIntyre Godwin, formerly a discus throw gold medalist, is now giving another Ancient Greek art form a try. Theatre!!!! He has been involved with several alleged Theatre productions, and is excited for the future! Maybe, just maybe, he’ll get his Christmas wish and finally get to play Jimmy Stewart in a behind-the-scenes stage adaptation of It’s a Wonderful Life. It really is Mr. Stewart, it really is.

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J. McIntyre Godwin has been doing theatre and improv for almost ten years. He is a core alleged theatre company member, professional wrestler, and co-hosts the Hardcover Hooligans podcast.

Christopher Bales

Photography & Videography
(he/him)

Behold Christopher Bales, the undisputed, unchallenged, and unqualified sovereign of sarcasm of this rad slice of thespian paradise we call an alleged Theatre Company. Ever since he was a young boy, Christopher dreamed that one day, when he grew up, that he would be older. That dream has been fulfilled thanks in part to the generous contributions of an alleged Theatre Company and viewers like you.

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Christopher is an accomplished audio/visual artist and photographer tasked with making alleged’s shows look as awesome as they feel. Christopher has been with an alleged Theatre Company from the very beginning and his work has featured prominently in past shows such as The Fishbowl Bowl & Which Middle Name of ‘Phillip Seymour Hoffman’ are YOU?. Additionally, Christopher serves as aaTC’s in-house photographer and videographer.

Erin Thostensen

Graphic Design
(he/him)

Erin is enormous and indefinite, being taller than even the tallest guy you knew in high school and having shoulders so broad that they span magnificently from Winnipeg to Montevideo. Erin approaches and cannot be stopped.

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Erin is a multi-media artist and reformed stand-up comedian. He does graphic design for an alleged Theatre Company and can sometimes be seen out in the world making comedy posters for those who inquire.
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